I Wish I Were a Little Bar of Soap

Oh, I wish I was a little bar of soap, bar of soap
Oh, I wish I was a little bar of soap, bar of soap
I’d go slidey, slidey, slidey over every-body's hidey
Oh, I wish I was a little bar of soap, bar of soap.

Slice of orange…I’d go squirty, squirty, squirty over everybody's shirty

Green pea…I’d go skatey, skatey, skatey over everybody’s platey

Foreign car…I speedy, speedy, speedy over everybody’s feety

Sip of Coke..I'd go down with a slurp, and come up with a burp

English Sparrow…I'd sit up in the steeple and spit seeds at all the people

Mosquito..I’d go nippy and I’d go bitey under everybody's nighty

Onion…I’d go burpy and go smelly down in everybody’s belly

Hunk o' Mud…I’d go ooey I'd go goey under everybody's shoe-ie

Striped skunk…I would sit up in the tree-sies, and perfume all the breezies

Radio…I’d go CLICK!