Submitted by Steve Sandell
You may substitute "Camp ____" for "summer camp".
Verse 1
The biscuits at summer camp,
They say are mighty fine.
One rolled off the table,
Injured a friend of mine.
Chorus
Oh I don't want to be at summer camp (No!).
Gee mom, I wanna go,
but they won't let me go,
gee mom I wanna go home!
Verse 2
The coffee at summer camp,
They say is mighty fine.
It looks like muddy water,
And tastes like turpentine!
Chorus
Verse 3
The director at summer camp,
They say is mighty fine,
With a body like a soldier,
And a face like Frankenstein
Chorus
Verse 4
The first aid at summer camp,
They say is mighty fine.
Billy got a splinter.
The funeral's at nine.
Final Chorus
Oh I don't want to be at summer camp (No!).
Gee mom, I wanna go,
But they won't let me go,
Gee mom I wanna go home!
Gee mom, I wanna go,
But they won't let me go,
Gee mom I wanna go home!