Girl Scout Camp

Girl Scout camp, Girl Scout camp,
The buses that they give you, they say are mighty fine,
But when they turn the corner, they leave the wheels behind!

Chorus:
Oh, I don't wanna go to Girl Scout Camp
Gee Ma, I wanna go, but they won't let me go,
Oh Ma, I wanna home.
Girl Scout Camp, Girl Scout Camp

The toilets that they give you, they say are mighty fine,
But when you sit upon them, a bug flies up your hind!

The donuts that they give you, they say are mighty fine,
But one rolled off the table, and killed a friend of mine!

The biscuits that they serve you, they say are mighty fine,
But one fell off the table, and hurt a friend of mine!

The boys that they let in, they say are mighty fine,
They're either under seven, or over ninety-nine!

The nurses that they give you, they say are mighty fine,
When you break a finger, they break the other nine!

The counselors that they give you, they say are mighty fine,
But when they try to help you, they just screw up your mind!

The counselors that they give you, they say are mighty fine,
But when they take off their makeup, they look like Frankenstein!

The drivers that they give you, they say are mighty fine,
But when they turn around, they look like Frankenstein!

The Leaders they give you, they say are mighty fine,
But when you a question, they say, "Get back in line!"

The tents they give you, they say are mighty fine,
But when you set them up, they fall down every time!

The water that they give you, they say is mighty fine,
But when you go to drink it, it tastes like turpentine!

The co-leaders that they give you, they say are mighty fine,
But when the weekend's over, you're glad they're left behind!

The first-aiders that they give you, they say are mighty fine,
But when you break a finger, they break the other nine!

The food that they give you, they say is mighty fine,
But then it crawls up to you, and send chills up your spine!

They got us out of bed, to take a five-mile hike,
My feet are really hurting, I wish I had my bike.

Mix and match as many of these as you like. The possibilities are endless.