Tune: If You're Happy and You Know It
Oh, I wish I was a little bar of soap, bar of soap
Oh, I wish I was a little bar of soap, bar of soap
I'd go slidey, slidey, slidey over every-body's hidey
Oh, I wish I was a little bar of soap, bar of soap.
Slice of orange ...I'd go squirty, squirty, squirty over everybody's shirty
Green pea ...I'd go skatey, skatey, skatey over everybody's platey
Foreign car ...I speedy, speedy, speedy over everybody's feety
Sip of Coke ...I'd go down with a slurp, and come up with a burp
English Sparrow ...I'd sit up in the steeple and spit seeds at all the people
Mosquito ...I'd go nippy and I'd go bitey under everybody's nighty
Onion ...I'd go burpy and go smelly down in everybody's belly
Hunk o' Mud ...I'd go ooey I'd go goey under everybody's shoe-ie
Striped skunk ...I would sit up in the tree-sies, and perfume all the breezies
Radio ...I'd go CLICK!