Ghost Chickens

Tune: Ghost Riders In The Sky

A chicken farmer went to work one dark and dreary day.
He rested by the henhouse as he went along his way.
When all at once a rotten egg just hit him in the eye.
It was the sight he dreaded......ghost chickens in the sky.

Bok, bok, bok, bok.
Bok, bok, bok, bok.
Ghost chickens in the sky.

The farmer had raised chickens since he was 24.
Working for the Colonel for thirty years or more.
Killing all those chickens and sending them to fry.
Now they want their just revenge....ghost chickens in the sky.

Their feet were orange and shiny, their eyes were burning red.
They had no meat or feathers, these chickens all were dead.
They picked the farmer up, they killed him with their claws.
They cooked him Extra Crispy, and served him with cole slaw.