Tune of Clementine
From Charioteer Ingathering: Let's Get Wild Song Book, April 10, 1999
Haven't had a bath in 2 years and
I never change my clothes
But I've got these little black things
Where they come from, Heaven knows.
Little Black Things, Little Black Things,
Crawling up and down my arms,
If I wait till they have babies,
I could start a black thing farm.
Once a cute boy tried to kiss me,
But he screamed and gave a yell,
And he ran before I could ask him,
"Was it the black things, or the smell?"