In China they never grow chilly
So sing me another verse
That's worse than the other verse
Make sure that it's foolish and silly
A canner exceedingly canny
One morning remarked to his granny
A canner can can anything that he can
But a canner can't can a can, can he?
A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two looters to toot
Said the two to the tutor Is it tougher to toot
Or to tutor two looters to toot?
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