We had some chickens
No, eggs would they lay,
We had some chickens
No eggs would they lay.
My wife said, "Honey,
It isn't funny,
We're losing money.
Why won't they lay?"
One day a rooster
Came into our yard.
He caught those chickens
Right off their guard.
(Loud) They're laying eggs now,
Just like they uster
Ever since that rooster
Came into our yard.
We had a milk cow
No milk would she give.
We had a milk cow
No milk would she give.
My wife said, "Honey,
It isn't funny,
We need the money.
Why won't she give?"
One day a rooster
Came into our yard.
He caught that milk cow
Right off her guard.
(loud) She's givin' Eggnog!
She sure is useful
Ever since that rooster
Came into our yard.