If I Were Not a Girl Scout

Tune: This is the Music Concert

If I were not a Girl Scout, I wonder what I'd be
If I were not a Girl Scout...
A bird watcher I'd be
Hark a lark, flying through the park, SPLAT!

2) Plumber ...Plunge it, flush it, look out below!
3) Carpenter...Two by four nail it to the floor!
4) Teacher...Sit down, shut up, throw away your gum
5) Flight attendant ...Coffee, tea, here's your little bag, BLEH!
6) Farmer...Here's a cow, there's a cow, and here's another yuck!
7) Doctor...Take a pill; pay my bill! I'm going golfing!
8) Electrician...Positive, negative, buzz zap
9) Politician...Raise the taxes and lower the pay, vote for me on Election Day!
10) Pizza maker...30 minute, fast delivery!
11) Preacher ...Well, well, you never can tell; you might go to heaven, or you might go to...
12) Lifeguard...Save yourself, Man. I'm working on my tan!
13) Lawyer...my client wasn't there
14) Engineer...Push the button, push the button, kick the darn machine.
15) Ranger...Get eaten by a bear, see if I care.
16) Leader...Do this, do that, I'm gonna take a nap.