There was an old man who lived by a crick,
And late in the evening he would play with his ...
Banjo in the moonlight with the lady next door,
You could tell by just looking that she was a ...
Decent young lady who laid in the grass,
And when she rolled over you could see her bare ...
Legs in the moonlight; she learned how to knit.
Her boys were out back playing in piles of ...
Cornhusks and taters, which they did quite well,
And if you don't like my story you can go straight to ...
Bed!